Faster, Pussycat!

On ‘Grindhouse.’


Neither Robert Rodriguez nor Quentin Tarantino is privy to putting out a movie that doesn’t sound like a big gamble when you first get a load of the premise. In the spring of 2007, the friends and filmmakers in arms, empowered by each other and the gatekeepers who too saw something in their vision, released what arguably remains both of their riskiest projects to date. The riskiness didn’t have to do with a provocative premise — at least not provocative in a way conflating with “potentially offensive.” The project’s riskiness had to do with it being couched in the kind of abstruse appeal friendlier to few-and-far-between video-store crate diggers than to mass audiences. It also had to do with asking its customers to sit in a theater for two movies straight.

When a grindhouse theater customer 40-plus years ago bought a ticket, they often did it for a double feature to maximize their dollar. The same goes for Rodriguez and Tarantino’s Grindhouse. Audiences paid for a duo of movies — Rodriguez’s gross-out zombie thriller Planet Terror and Tarantino’s car-slash-hangout-slash-horror movie Death Proof — with those offerings somewhat cushioned by trailers for made-up movies with titles like Machete and Hobo with a Shotgun in between. (Both of those subsequently got outstretched into feature-length movies rather than the more promising of those trailers, namely a holiday-themed slasher movie called Thanksgiving from Eli Roth and a Hammer Horror pastiche from Edgar Wright called Don’t.) 

Editing blips and onscreen film-strip scratches are thrown onto the visuals to evoke how audiences used to go to grindhouse theaters and likely not get the pristine print of the movies they were paying for. (In Planet Terror and Death Proof, full scenes are intentionally cut, usually when sex and/or nudity is involved, always with an “apology” intercut to suggest a sleazy projectionist running off with the reels in question.) These references and textures may not be familiar to most people, but Tarantino and Rodriguez offer them in a way that at once rewards the initiated without alienating those who tend not to scrounge up forgotten B movies from decades ago when searching for the night’s entertainment. 

Rose McGowan and Marley Shelton in Planet Terror.

I too like Planet Terror less than I do Death Proof; the latter’s ensemble is so lovable that revisiting the movie can sometimes have the tenor of meeting up with old friends. But I still like Planet Terror a lot. It’s a zombie movie that uncovers early and then efficiently maintains the kind of balance between funny and freaky where, after a while, you almost can’t differentiate between the two.

The movie is set in a very small Texas town that becomes a zombie pandemic’s ground zero; it orbits around a small circle of survivors — including a just-retired stripper named Cherry (Rose McGowan) with dreams of standup comedy, her mysteriously goods-with-guns ex-boyfriend El Ray (Freddy Rodriguez), and an anesthesiologist named Dakota (Marley Shelton) who can’t catch a break. When she’s not being forced to fight off zombies, Dakota’s worrying about her vindictive husband (a mad doctor type played by Josh Brolin), who’s rageful upon learning that she’s planning on leaving him for a woman. Said woman is ill-fated — she comes to the hospital as a “no-brainer” (e.g., gurneyed in with her brain sucked out by the undead) — and played by Fergie.

Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Rosario Dawson, Zoë Bell, and Tracie Thoms in Death Proof.

Death Proof is all about a guy from the movie world treating women more than a little poorly. His name is Stuntman Mike (a slippery-good Kurt Russell). Perhaps you’re familiar with some of the work he thinks necessitates putting his occupation in front of what would usually be his forename, from doubling Gary Clarke on episodes of The Virginian to Lee Majors on The Six Million Dollar Man. We soon gather that the reason, or at least one of the reasons, behind this over-the-hill stuntman’s most notable and most recent credits being so far behind him has to do with how all his attention lately has been spent on serial killing. 

Not serial killing in the knife-happy way the movies have gotten us used to — though Tarantino at multiple points references that in some way, mostly with some music choices and visual compositions invoking Italy’s proto-slasher giallo genre — but in a way befitting a stuntman whose infatuation with being good at avoiding death has warped into homicidality. He’s equipped his car, a black Chevy Nova from 1970 with a skull and bolts of lightning standing in for crossbones painted white on the hood, so that he can intentionally crash his car into another car. Preferably it’s one full of beautiful young women; preferably he’s doing it with such force that his victims stand no chance of surviving. He stalks them, inconspicuously taking photos from the driver’s seat, for a little bit beforehand. 

It’s a bizarre, super-specific modus operandi you’re surprised hasn’t been figured out sooner. (Though it’s also so strange that you could see how no one’s mind would automatically go there.) Death Proof is presented like a diptych. One side follows a group of fun-loving Austin women (Vanessa Ferlito, Sydney Poitier, and Jordan Ladd, all effervescent) whose night out is ruined when Mike picks them out as the people to lethally crash into head-on. The other follows another group of fun-loving women (Rosario Dawson, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Tracie Thoms, and Zoë Bell), though this time they hail from all over the place; are involved in and brought together by the movie business themselves (one’s an actress and another is a stunt double, for instance); and, once they get a sense of what Mike is trying to do, are adamant about not letting him drive away scot-free. (Their introduction to him is a memorable one: with the girls, stopped in middle-of-nowhere Tennessee during a lull on the production they’ve been working on, getting crashed into by him while deciding to play “Ship’s Mast” on the 1970 Dodge Challenger they’ve all but swindled a local out of.) 

The first section of Death Proof is recast, ultimately, as a tragedy. The second section, ending in a victory that dovetails with what might be among the greatest last few minutes of a movie of its decade, invigoratingly reclaims the power Mike had deluded himself into thinking he’d always have without any challenge. The nearly all-women ensemble is terrific; I hate that nobody in it, aside from the by-then already-pretty-established Dawson and Winstead, would really get anywhere professionally major post-release. It shouldn’t have been that way, and it shouldn’t have been that way for so many of the better-than-the-material B-movie actresses presaging them, either.