Make Me Over

‘The Substance,’ reviewed.


Mary Astor, an actress who appeared in several of the so-called Hollywood Golden Age’s definitive movies, was acutely aware of the life cycle that almost always befalls most performers regardless of the popularity and acclaim they accrue. “There are five stages in the life of an actor,” she once observed. “Who’s Mary Astor? Get me Mary Astor. Get me a Mary Astor type. Get me a young Mary Astor. Who’s Mary Astor?”

When we finally do meet Elisabeth, she’s at a pleasant but not especially fulfilling juncture in her career. Years after winning an Oscar, she’s retreated into a steady paycheck’s reliable comforts, her acting ambitions now ostensibly foregone to simply host a Jane Fonda-style workout show on a major network. The film opens on her 50th birthday; it will shape up to not be a celebration but what Elisabeth sees as the end of her life and career as she knows it. 

She’s abruptly fired by the network’s CEO, who chalks up the dismissal less to flagging ratings than a basic need for somebody hotter and fresher in Elisabeth’s place. Played by Dennis Quaid with laugh-out-loud piggishness — a trait best encapsulated by an early scene where he devours shelled seafood with nauseating amounts of smacking and squelching — the character is named Harvey. It’s one of many on-the-nose choices in a movie whose profound lack of subtlety is actually among the characteristics that, to my eye, work in its favor rather than the other way around.

Elisabeth takes her unceremonious firing so hard that, after getting in a near-deadly car accident upon seeing a billboard for her show getting replaced with something new, she finds herself willing to try just about anything to stave off other aging-process-related injustices. Enter The Substance, a mysterious new drug sneakily recommended to her by a handsome (albeit waxen-faced) nurse who claims that “it changed my life.” All it takes is a quick, detail-shy, but tantalizing informational video for Elisabeth to give it a try. Its proposition, though, is questionable, frightening the more you turn over what it requires in your head. 

The user gives what amounts to birth to a younger, sexier version of themselves after an injection of glow-in-the-dark-green goop. They then have to switch back and forth, every seven days, between their new body and their old body, the one not in use for the week trapped in a comatose state. If either enjoys The Substance’s spoils even a few minutes past the seven-day mark, the other will face immediate physical consequences, usually starting with a patch of skin that’s aged what looks like 60 years in a handful of seconds.

Elisabeth’s second self calls herself Sue (Margaret Qualley). Cinematographer Benjamin Kracun shoots her dewy skin and plentiful curves with a hungry gaze that feels less like a basic reiteration of a Penthouse photographer’s leering projections than a way for Fargeat to bombard us with the entertainment industry’s fetishization of youth to the point that it becomes antithetically off-putting. These visuals aren’t devoid of pleasure, though. You sense Elisabeth’s own stare, too, appreciative of the perkier body she’s regained and happily aware she’s being desired again after years of feeling unseen for the beauty for which she was once celebrated. 

Fargeat maintains distance from reality. In the film’s funhouse purview, a videoed workout class in the 2020s is a viable path for monocultural stardom. Blizzards are not unheard of in Los Angeles. Nearly every sound that would be an afterthought in life, from the stabbing of a martini olive to the zipper of a bodysuit pulled down, is disquietingly turned up. Characters have no friends or family members to commiserate with. It’s completely ignored that it’s more possible now than ever to be a celebrated actress long past your 50th birthday. 

I’ve seen some of these details groused about as examples of Fargeat being out of touch. I saw them more as a means to encourage us to experience the movie less like a cerebral, finger-on-the-pulse treatise on the subject on which it’s founded and more like an illogic-choked bad dream put to the screen whose fundamental pains cannot be easily woken up from. Like a nightmare, grains of truth are as common as exaggerated absurdities and indignities. One might emerge shaken up and bewildered but ultimately take this experience not as the final word on the fears being exploited but as a vessel to think about them more clearly on one’s own accord.