Up to No Good

‘The Christophers,’ ‘The Stranger,’ and ‘Two Women,’ reviewed.


A version of this observation came to mind while watching Ian McKellen in The Christophers, the indefatigable, genre-hopscotching Steven Soderbergh’s seventh movie of the 2020s. The 86-year-old actor, who hasn’t lately agreed to many comparably meaty movie roles, gives a characteristically excellent performance as a mercurial, lightly grouchy painter. Part of the fun of watching it is the feeling that McKellen is having the time of his life deducing on the fly when to bug his eyes for emphasis, suddenly quicken his age-slowed gait with a burst of enthusiasm, give extra volume to a sudden and uncontrollable fit of laughter. I’m hard-pressed to think of another recent film performance — much less from someone doing this as long as McKellen — where the work isn’t just good, but you watch the actor and can almost tangibly feel their affection for their art. You love to watch McKellen in part because he clearly loves what he’s doing.

McKellen’s still-strong zeal for his chosen profession is at odds with the man he plays in The Christophers. Julian Sklar, the kind of artist whose works sell for millions, has become a recluse. He hasn’t finished anything in 20 years and thinks anything produced in the 10 before that is better left undiscussed. A rare disease has all but ensured his imminent death; he bides his handful of days left and lines his pockets by endlessly making Cameo videos for his fans on the third floor of his cluttered and capacious London flat. 

Desperate to suck up as much of his money as possible before it’s too late, Julian’s talentless, greedy children (James Corden and Jessica Gunning) — who don’t expect they’ll get anything very substantial, if anything at all, in their father’s will — hire a painter and art-restoration specialist, Lori (a magnetic Michaela Coel), to do what amounts to forgery. They’ll get her an assistant job with their father. Then she will, with her newfound close proximity, finish the final few, and for-now unfinished, works of a fabled series of portraits of an old lover the movie is named after. 

Lori would be more ethically hesitant in another similar scenario. But a formative run-in with Julian that made her subsequently too fearful to publicly exhibit her paintings makes this all sound like an appealing act of vengeance. She’d make good money off someone who derailed her promising career. Pulling it off would also likely imbue her with some much-needed life-changing confidence. She has, since that years-ago experience with Julian, taken to sporadic arts-criticism gigs — one of which entailed a scathing essay on the latter — and completely private creation, making ends meet in her off hours by manning a Chinese food truck.

The Christophers’ screenwriter, Ed Solomon, and Soderbergh’s own gravitation to the genre set you up to expect something like a heist movie: a lot of suspenseful sneaking around, maybe a climactic sequence at an auction where we tense up over whether Lori and co.’s deceptions will be revealed. But Julian is too quick-witted for typical con-movie games to last. (You know they’re over the moment he coolly reminds Lori “never to underestimate the internet powers of a man who’s spent decades Googling himself.”) 

The Christophers thereafter becomes a low-key, touching-but-not-mawkish character study where Lori leverages this tetchy relationship to tend to her old wounds and where Julian gets closer to figuring out why he hasn’t been able to finish his Christophers series, much less put a paintbrush to a canvas. (The film knows how artistically inhibiting grief, even when not borne of death, can be; sometimes pain is too immense to be straightforwardly worked through and released.) I like how Coel and McKellen’s rapport always remains slippery, fracturing when you expect it to take a conventionally tender turn. The ending feels less like closure than something only proximate to it.

It takes a while for this not to seem like beauty for its own sake. The black and white comes to visualize what’s obvious — the colorlessness with which Meursault, unfazed even by his mother’s recent death, sees the world made literal — and how colonialism drains reality of its vibrancy, undermining the freedoms of its victims and bracing the blinkered worldviews of its perpetrators and those complicit in it. (The Stranger, both novella and adaptation, takes place in the 1930s, in France-occupied Algeria.) The glossy-pictorial handsomeness of Ozon’s Meursault comes across as a fleshy manifestation of his appallingly taken-for-granted privileges. You both resent him for it and enjoy taking it in.

Much has been made of Ozon’s narrative fealty to the original text. But his deceptively lovely presentation and other all-his-own flourishes — brief rejoinders to the pointed dehumanization of Arab people in the source material, renewed interest in the story’s gay subtext and how it might influence Meursault’s climactic murderousness, both attributes not as awkwardly expanded on here as they could have been — also prevent it from seeming limitingly dutiful to the analyzed-to-death Camus text it translates. 

Ozon’s version still doesn’t do enough to convincingly justify its own making. Maybe controversially I’m of the mind that a generations-later revival of a classic text should be fairly radical to make the dredging up worthwhile. Ozon’s movie-a-year restlessness makes his Stranger ultimately seem like a scratch being itched more than something he urgently needed to exorcise, lest he feel artistically incomplete. But there have been less thoughtful pet projects that have looked a lot worse.